*It's ok to laugh. :)*
1. He does like to cuddle, but not when he's horny, hungry, or sleepy.
2. "What he won't do another man will". Then remember that when it's time for him to pay child support.
3. Even if he didn't have something to hide, nothing good will ever come out of you going through his phone.
4. If a woman who cleans is outdated, then don't go digging up chivalry when it's time to pay the dinner tab either.
5. Stop giving your self an insult so he can correct you with a compliment.
6. If he has to be the one to put his life on the line when shit gets real, then yes, he expects you to cook.
7. It's not that he's tired of listening to you, he's tired of hearing you talk. The listening stopped long ago.
8. No he won't hit you, but daring him to doesn't help the situation.
9. The silent treatment is like sending a rich kid to his room. He only pretends it's punishment.
10. There'll always be some girl that doesn't have the flaws you do, but he'll love you regardless.